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"BILLY FALCON IS EVERYTHING YOU'D WANT TO BE. A SONGWRITER WHOSE STORYTELLING IS FUELED BY EMOTION AND PERFORMER WHO WILL NOT OFFER HIS SEATBELT AS HE TAKES YOU ON A RIDE YOUR NOT LIKELY TO FORGET....EVER."
JON BON JOVI
| Station at KIAC and IACmusic.com |
Hi guys,
My brother Johnny thought it would be a good idea for me to write you a note twisting your arm to order the new Made Man record.
Well I guess I could go on about its healing properties and about how just listening to it you’ll lose 15 lbs, and soon enough you'd be as cool as me.
The problem is then you’d remember that’s exactly what happened when you bought Songs About Girls and Released. Right about now you're saying "yeah Billy" but what have you done for me lately!!
Remember you asked for it, didn’t you? You know those Bose head phones that cost about 300 bucks, the way they block out noise, you know that loud person on the cell phone, the sound of your neighbor weed whacking on Saturday morning, your kids beautiful voices screaming in the back seat of the mini van, your wife lovingly reminding you of all the things you have neglected to do as you're putting your clubs in the trunk, the soothing sound of your husband’s voice telling you about how great his day was when yours sucked. Yes folks this record is the answer.
Here it is, the all in one peace keeper, babysitter, marriage counselor, weight loss system, alcoholic beverage coaster, not to mention the entertainment value.
Now if all this isn’t enough just think of how happy you’ll make me and after all isn’t that what it’s all about?
Finally if none of this works for you, you can just step out on the back deck next Saturday morning around 7:30 and scale it at your weed whacking neighbor. In case you’re not a good aim I would suggest you have a couple of copies on hand.
Now is that an offer you can’t refuse!!!!.........Seriously thank you for giving me a reason to keep making records.
I thank God for all of you.
Faith, Hope and Love,
Billy
PS - so my brother Johnny's not too pissed off at me I have to say:
“I truly think this {Made Man CD} is the best thing I’ve done since Pretty Blue World."
I'd love to know what you think of it.
You can email me directly @ billyfalcon7@aol.com